Well Priti Patel didn’t exactly win my heart last night.
I watched the daily briefing and was a bit stunned at her smirky, smug, snappiness.
When asked about protective equipment for medical staff and why there still isn’t enough, she, frankly, got a bit salty.
The journo was querying how the Government feel about doctors and nurses dying because they’re expected to forge into a WWI style battle with The-Virus, protected only by the medical equivalent of a bikini and a smile.
And her response was “Well, I’m sorry people feel that way”.
Are you really sorry?
Or are you simply under-loving the temerity of being asked an uncomfortable question?
And yes love, we do freaking feel that way.
Furthermore, yes, we can look with much suspicion in the direction of China and no doubt accountability will, quite rightly, be demanded at some stage but, lest we forget, China did actually report the existence of The-Virus to the WHO as early as December 31, 2019.
So why was our Government still standing around with its dick in its hands until the middle of March?
‘Scuse my foul language, I’m normally such a sweet, endearing individual.
It’s all very well for Lady-Priti to bemoan the many challenges ‘her Government’ are facing in terms of responding to this crisis, but there was a good sixteen weeks there where action could have been taken to prepare.
So to stand up and basically imply we should stop giving her shit because they’re doing the best they can now, to finally get around to padlocking the stable-door of the well-bolted horse, isn’t really an answer that soothes.
She was super quick to gigglingly explain how often she does important stuff.
That she sees important reports and dials-in to lots of important calls.
And she clearly was utterly enchanted with the whole idea of being front and centre at a big press conference.
Good for her.
Finally, some attention.
No need for clickbait here, The-Virus took care of that for her.
Lights. Camera. Action.
But if I may, Lady-Priti, it might serve you to remember two important points.
You’re only getting this limelight because British people are out there fighting, and dying.
And also, you actually work for us.
So wipe that smirk off your face sweetheart.